"I actually find it a bit disturbing"

I got a complaint today from a housemate. I live in a care home for old people so there are loads of random rooms. I'd taken one over as a special 'death room' where I could keep rotting corpses lying around without fear of persecution.... I moved it all to the room opposite the swimming pool because there is a much nicer view......but unfortunately the smell got out into the gym and I was discovered! Now me and my lambs are on the run......
I've got one more teeny tiny baby in the freezer waiting to be reborn. 


  1. I absolutely adore this satirical piece.
    How did you get into taxidermy?


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