Katie Price
I've had a long, long love affair with Katie Price since I first noticed her assets as a teenager. I've been tracking her progress ever since, and have made many, many artworks devoted to her. If I saw her in the reals, I would probabaly cry. O nce, we even shared a search engine page. On the 29th of Dec, one of my life longs dreams was on the brink of coming true. Katie Price was performing in a pantomime as the Evil Queen- In Woking! Obviously no one wanted to come to come with me, but that didn’t matter- I like doing stuff on my own :D I found the The Victoria Theatre at the top of a multi-story shopping centre. It’s an awful place full of awful people with awful things to buy, but was obviously the perfect setting for meeting a pioneer of superficiality. Arriving early and practically gurning with excitement, I got my tickets…. I desperately wanted to ask the ticket lady if Katie would be around to sign anyth