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Tonight I'm performing exerts from SING FOR YOR LIFE! A tragic talent contest where the recently deceased compete for the chance to live again. It's a cross between X Factor and The Animals of Farthing Wood/Pet Rescue And performing live TONIGHT, all singing , all dancing FOXY! Made fresh this week! She'll be singing for her chance to be immortalised, by you, the paying public.  Doors at 7pm, for Dark Fabrics Cabaret, with six amazing new theatrical acts and exciting contemporary storytellers from around the capital lined up to showcase their vibrant work for your entertainment and spectacle. £5 English pounds. IT WILL BE REALLY GOOD YOU SHOULD COME. VOUGE FABRICS. DALSTON. https://www.facebook.com/events/670521009646509/ www.facebook.com/ DarkFabricsCabaret

Subtle There's  a man called Samir Ceric in a Gallery called Debut  Contemporary  on Westborne Grove that has bullied, manipulated and lied to thousands of young, naive and inexperienced artists. Playing on the fact they are desperate to make it in the art world.  Here’s some advice for free:  YOU CAN’T BUY YOUR WAY IN There is no short cut to fame and glory. You get it by hard work and hard work only and if you are willing to work hard YOU WILL SUCCEED. You don’t need to pay over 400 pounds a month (for min 3 months contract) for a mentoring scheme from a man with no background in art whatsoever… Astoundingly Samir Ceric had just been voted (AND WON) the Hospital Club’s 100 most influential people in the Art and Design category. "I CHOKED ON MY LOAD" Now let me give you some background on the winner: A serial and self-styled entrepreneur, with numerous failed/bankrupt business and absolutely no art qualifications at all. I was amazed

 Grayson Perry recently said that the last taboo was armpit hair. Well.... what about armpit hair AND death- yeah..What about it? D.I.Y Taxidermy VII CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?  A live and interactive taxidermy performance where we skin and stuff an animal LIVE using only what you have lying around the house. A cross between Blue Peter and an insane game show where YOU can WIN! Win real life dead artwork and the chance to immortalise a creature we have grown to know and love. GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT! Including a live band (B.Y.O ROADKILL) Me and Douglas as a young girl So...... I skinned my beloved cat Douglas whom I've kept in the freezer for 15 years ( I always knew I would bring him back to life one day...it's what he would have wanted), in front of a live audience. This is the 7th instalment of D.I.Y.T and to be honest I've gone a bit mental. On purpose.  Pulling out bigger and bigger stops, bigger tits, bigger explosions, more gore....Over sens

 It’ll be my first public outing in a year, since announcing retirement and ONE of the LAST D.I.Y SHOWS- EVER.   WOOOOOOOO! This event sold out last time. AND IT'S DONE IT AGAIN!!!. But The Book Club will be releasing more tickets ON THE DOOR People were clawing their eyes out to get in…and some to get out. This is why: OTT will be an understatement. Shock, awe and so much more. Pointless sensationalism. Carelessly shocking. A story to take you to the edge of your senses and sensibilities. A comedy, a tragedy, you will laugh till you cry and you will cry till you are sick. What more could you want this Halloween Wednesday the 30th Oct at 8pm, The Book Club, Shoreditch? Just to recap: D.I.Y Taxidermy. Live performance/demo where we will skin and stuff an animal you have grown to know and love using only what’s lying around the house in a Blue Peter style. With a waste not want not ethos we will then cook the remains and serve roadside cuisine to the more adventurous audience m

D.I.Y Taxidermy VII: CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? Oct 30th The Book Club Tickets can be bought  HERE WARNING: Not for the faint hearted, weak stomached or easily offended. …. Banned from Germany, hailed as a macabre genius on the underground scene with some videos so twisted they make you horny and sick at the same time. . .C.T.G is back- with a CAT in another truly insane addition of D.I.Y Taxidermy: An interactive and tongue in cheek taxidermy show/demonstration/ extravaganza where your host C.T.G gives first hand knowledge and the confidence to take life into your own hands- proving that you can do it yourself, at home, with little more than the contents of your kitchen cupboards. A bizarre cross between Blue Peter and an insane game show where YOU can WIN! Win real life dead artwork in the bizarre but hilarious raffle: 'LIFE! DEATH! PRIZES!' And EAT the discarded remains as an in house chef cooks up a tasty treat during the interval.. . . The show gives a truly