Internet Dating
I used to be a hardcore serial internet dater on and off for about 5 years. I did them all- Plenty of Fish, Guardian Soulmates, E-Harmony, Forget Dinner. I was a massive fan of Gumtree dating but the site got closed down because of all the weirdo's ; ). I used to like taking my dates to the Hunterian Museum (http://www.rcseng.ac.uk/museums).
Many things have come out of these random experiences-One guy contacted this year but he didn't have that special something. Weeks later he contacted me again saying he was a photographer- yeah right. I decided to believe him and meet him to talk about a doing some potential shoot- the front cover for 'Le Cool'. I decided I was feeling cool and to go ahead and do it. He wanted to go on location to some wasteland in East London. Suspicious.
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The day of the shoot he came to my garage to collect the stuff. I've never seen anyone gag so much in all my life! Every time he got a whiff he pretty much started to cry. The photo shoot consisted of me and a friend tossing a rotten deers head to each other, Canary Wharf in the background, weird internet man snapping away... I thought this whole thing was just a big elaborate plan to kill me but it turns out it was true! He really was a photographer and the deer photo made it to the front cover.
Many things have come out of these random experiences-One guy contacted this year but he didn't have that special something. Weeks later he contacted me again saying he was a photographer- yeah right. I decided to believe him and meet him to talk about a doing some potential shoot- the front cover for 'Le Cool'. I decided I was feeling cool and to go ahead and do it. He wanted to go on location to some wasteland in East London. Suspicious.
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_r7fZFq76Wk/TdauTAcuf0I/AAAAAAAAAsk/DI5Ut3IR0OQ/s640/charlie.main.jpg)
The day of the shoot he came to my garage to collect the stuff. I've never seen anyone gag so much in all my life! Every time he got a whiff he pretty much started to cry. The photo shoot consisted of me and a friend tossing a rotten deers head to each other, Canary Wharf in the background, weird internet man snapping away... I thought this whole thing was just a big elaborate plan to kill me but it turns out it was true! He really was a photographer and the deer photo made it to the front cover.
http://spoiledmilk.lecool.com/london/en/interview/742
He wasn't really that weird. He was very normal. I was the one with a garage full of rotting animals tucked away in south london....
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