Tits on a Horse


Tits on a Horse
Sorry, I just thought that was funny because it's an antler, and antlers are from deers not horses.
This photo was taken by Luke Burke, thanks Luke.

I've decided to try and make an exhibition of all this work sometime in January. It seems silly not to. I can try and make it fun and not uncomfortable or embarrassing. Candle light seems like the best idea.
Like this but better. I'll even move stuff around and try my hand at curation.

I went to the village pub and guess what they had hanging round the back for me?Only about 20 pheasants- 20 whole pheasants with wings and heads and everything else pretty much apart from the meat! But I'm a vegetarian anyway so that doesn't matter. I watched a taxidermy video on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8CUpcO5WLA




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