KEEP AWAY FROM IDIOTS


My laptop broke so I've been trawling through old e-mails trying to find pictures of work that still exists. Here is an existing image of
 'KEEP AWAY FROM IDIOTS'
Unusually the sculpture still exists too.

This one sadly doesn't....


One Step Ahead
It was amazing in real life- Inside the head bustling with butterflies and popery.All found objects. Mostly. Everything fitted so bloody perfectly-It was perfect. One day I arrived at college to find it broken. No note, no apology, no answer. In a desperate bid for the truth, I threatened everyone I saw.... but no one had answers, no one had seen or heard anything.
I was supposed to learn a lesson from this:
Be more careful and do things properly.

Naughty Baby Long Fingers

 Baby's walking round on their elongated fingers acept they didn't actually move....but if they did...

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  1. Dick22 January 2010 at 05:57

    Yesterday was awesome, thanks for letting us in.

    Hope the chips were good.

    ReplyDelete

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