Thailand

I am in Thailand...... Beautiful scenery.
We've driven past numerous cats and dogs that are everywhere dead by the side of the road, there was this incredible snake on the beach with a noose round it's neck...And all I am allowed to do is look....from afar. Because of course I am on the first family holiday in ten years and not an adventure of a lifetime. There's loads of jaw dropping roadkill here and I can't do anything about it.
All I'm allowed to do is pick up dried squashed toads.
I have to keep this secret from my family and hopefully eventually customs. 
Where did this image come from
Obviously I haven't brought a camera to one of the most beautiful place in the world so have nothing to show of my 'adventures'
Any images I use are not mine-But the things might have looked quite a lot like that.
The places I have seen have been full of bloody tourists. I haven't seen one of those beaches that are clear of people. I don't think it's true. But if there is none then I have never been that fussed with the beach. I would rather be doing something than nothing. However I am currently with child (family of 3) that need constant care and attention.
I'm going to try and learn about Phuket now. Any advice greatly appreciated. 
 
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